February 2012
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I...
weather-the-storm:
DEAD OMFG
Bitch: OMG HEY. CAN I USE YOUR CHAPSTICK?
Me: HELL NO. BUT YOU CAN MOISTEN THEM DRY ASS LIP WIT YO TONGUE.
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Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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Mom: What is this show ABOUT?
Me: EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
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